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CM Punk's All Out Media Scrum and Aftermath

I'm sure most pro wrestling fans have heard about the drama involving CM Punk and "The Elite" (The Young Bucks and Kenny Omega) and Adam Page, which boiled over following CM Punk's media scrum at  AEW All Out. There's heat between them because a member of "The Elite" told Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer that Punk was the reason their friend Colt Cabana (real name Scott Colton) was almost fired and then sent to Ring of Honor, a demotion from AEW. Punk addressed the rumor before anyone could even ask him a question. By the way, AEW President and CEO Tony Khan was seated next to Punk and did nothing to stop him. Punk - "Why I decide not to be friends with somebody is nobody else's fuckin' business." Punk went into detail on why he and Colton fell out anyway. Colton sued Punk for not honoring a verbal agreement and paying all of his legal bills. (Punk and Colton contested a lawsuit against the WWE.)  Punk said they mutually agreed to...

Funny Wrestling Quotes

Brock Hartman - "I'm the new man in town, I'm big shit now" Dash Decker - "You know what we do with big shit?" BH - "What do you do?" DD - "String 'em up." BH - "You string up shit?" DD - "All day long." Jason Kane to Josh Steel - "When I get done with you, everyone's gonna think you're married to O.J." Josh Steel - "Get off my hair, you bitch." Jason Kane - "I'm gonna pull all your hair. I'm gonna shave your head. Your hair stylist is gonna be so pissed." "I'm out here screaming at the top of my lungs and I don't even know why. Wooo!" - Sean "Syxx" Waltman parodies Ric Flair. "I've had more world titles than you've had pieces of ass." - Ric Flair to Syxx "You know and I know that you are only half the man that I am... And I have half the brain that you do. Week after week you mak...

Ultimate Warrior promo transcript and video: Royal Rumble 1991*

This promo was to hype The Ultimate Warrior's upcoming match with Sgt. Slaughter. Warrior is more coherent than usual here but his off-beat delivery is always memorable. Mean Gene is great too, almost always maintaining professionalism no matter how outrageous the interview is. Mean Gene Okerlund: "Alright, Ultimate er..Warrior, you heard the comments from Sgt. Slaughter. He talked about orders, who is going to be giving the orders in the ring in tonight's match-up?"   Ultimate Warrior: (Shouting) "The orders you give Sgt Slaughter, ONLY FALL UPON DEAF EARS! For I, Sgt. Slaughter, give no orders I only take them. NOT FROM YOU SGT. SLAUGHTER but only from the Warriors that ride upon my baaack!" (Warrior snorts and exhales) MG: "Alright, Sgt. Slaughter alluded to turmoil, what about the turmoil that this man allegedly causes?' UW: The turmoil you have created is nothing but a grain of sand in a desert. A desert where a foxhole will b...